Monsters!

Bloody monsters everywhere... there's one that lives in the sink that eats all our stuff we dont want, and now the notorious P.I.G. has found the "M" button on the remote. He's decided it summons a monster (rather than mute the TV which is what it actually does). Also there's the Monster which lives in the freezer and occaisionally makes buzzing noises.... and there's a small airbourne one making a pest of itself. Oh and the moth on the wall.. that can be a monster as well until I can think of another one.

Something tells me i'll be explaining this blog to a psychiatrist in years to come...