Malcolm Syndrome..

In "Black Books" Manny was a sufferer of Dave syndrome, a medical condition that forced him to turn him into a neanderthal when the temperature reaches 88 degrees. Bernard was curious to see what happened so left books in ovens, forced him to wear winter clothing etc.

You might be asking yourself "where's he going with this?" well... Crackpot has already exhibited angst and agression at the hand of Bawls, my most favoured caffeine drink so far. So i'm wondering if there's a condition that rather than temperature, is driven by caffeine content. I'll call it Malcolm syndrome. Just because I hate the name malcolm and cant see why anybody would want to name a child it.. unless they really wanted kids and did it out of pure bitterness.

So, I'm now lacing his drinks with caffeine... ordering extra shots in his coffees. We'll see how long it takes to either imobilise him, enrage him, or just turn him into the judderman..

If these measures dont work I'll resort to vivarin a fantastic pill with 200mg of caffeine in one dose.

mwahahahhahaha..

ahem...