Frodo - Ungrateful B*stard

Right, so the other night I finally got around to watching the Return of the King (couldnt remember any of it from when I went to see it - except Shelob, which m'colleague kept calling me in Seattle for no reason, probably because once I claimed to be a colony of spiders rather than a person)... aaaaanyway...

Frodo, is a miserable ungrateful git (stay with me on this one). 3 films right, starting perfectly normally, and then that HUUUUGE big journey to the fiery pits of that mountain in Mordor. During which time he's countlessly saved by his friend Sam, protected by big burly rustic men and a really powerful scary wizard. They've got him through everything, rescued him from Orcs, big horrid spiders (after they'd jabbed him), recovered him again from yet more Orcs from INSIDE a huge dirty great fortress.. finally it's all over, he's destroyed the ring. And how does he say thanks?

"right cheers lads, this place is dull, im off with the elves".

After all that he just f*cks off on a boat and leaves everyone behind. Ungrateful git. And what did he give Sam - a half finished book! It's a DIY present!

And another thing... why did it take him seemingly half an hour and lots of dappy looks into the camera to say bye anyway!?

Grrrr.