Seattle Pensioners: Zero to Hobble in under a second!

Today was divided reasonably equally between trawling around looking for stuff for me for the gym.. yes, the gym, and I *do* intend to go! Finally found a good store recommended to us by our friends here.

Unfortunately when leaving my malicious side was utterly exposed, and for some reason found great joy in slowing down to a stop to let a very elderly man with a walking stick cross... then edging the car forward suddenly. It's amazing how fast pensioners can move when given good motivation, me maniacally grinning behind the wheel of an approaching car seems to do it.

Lame and infirm indeed... Malingering swines the lot of them!


Was excellent comedy.. and for those of you that appreciate good comedy we were both reminded of a very cruel and unpleasant song by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. For those of you easily offended, I've toned down the language... or alternatively treat it as an exciting "guess the missing letter" game.

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Run! You f*cker RuN!
Run in front of this here car what we are driving
You're in my bloody way
He ran, stumbled, suffered a heart attack...
for he was lame..

Laugh.... we nearly sh*t!

etc. etc.

For those of you gaping open mouthed at the blog in horror.. I suggest listening to the original version. For those of you shocked and appauled.. I'm surprised it's taken you this long to realise what an unpleasant twisted individual I am!