On the streets with Bibby...
Fry & Laurie joke there - m'colleague will get it, the rest of you can go and develop a decent sense of taste in good old late 80's british comedy.
Seems to have become a running joke amongst people that my life is now in bags! I guess from a certain perspective it's funny but one thing's for sure it's getting damned annoying! Firstly there are 4 major bags and three minor ones containing different pieces of "life".
Bag one is a large orange suitcase - currently located at my dads. This contains surplus shirts and work clothes, as well as various bits of cabling and a collection of books.
Bag two is an equally large black suicase, also located at my dads. This contains non work clothes and an even larger amount of IT based cabling, chargers and gadgetry. Somewhere in there is the charger to my digital camera, the battery of which is now flat otherwise there'd be photographic evidence of "life in bags"
Bag Three is a microsoft backpack - this contains my laptop and follows me to work everyday
Bag Four is a zip bag containing bathroom necessaties and toilettries. This is currently located in the spare room at m'colleagues house
Bags Five, Six and Seven are plastic carrier bags containing clothes being worn, and forms secondary supply to both cases. These are currently located at m'colleagues as well.
So, I've now achieved vagrant status. All that accusing Redmond inhabitants of being peasants, vagrants and disgusting piles of smelliness has obviously come back in so much bad karma that I've become a vagrant as well!
What's more - I'm a vagrant in the office too! I have no desk, I have to be a homeworker so when they asked me what I needed I sarcastically said "a home would be a good start!". So im squatting in various peoples offices!
Wont christmas be fun kiddies!
Seems to have become a running joke amongst people that my life is now in bags! I guess from a certain perspective it's funny but one thing's for sure it's getting damned annoying! Firstly there are 4 major bags and three minor ones containing different pieces of "life".
Bag one is a large orange suitcase - currently located at my dads. This contains surplus shirts and work clothes, as well as various bits of cabling and a collection of books.
Bag two is an equally large black suicase, also located at my dads. This contains non work clothes and an even larger amount of IT based cabling, chargers and gadgetry. Somewhere in there is the charger to my digital camera, the battery of which is now flat otherwise there'd be photographic evidence of "life in bags"
Bag Three is a microsoft backpack - this contains my laptop and follows me to work everyday
Bag Four is a zip bag containing bathroom necessaties and toilettries. This is currently located in the spare room at m'colleagues house
Bags Five, Six and Seven are plastic carrier bags containing clothes being worn, and forms secondary supply to both cases. These are currently located at m'colleagues as well.
So, I've now achieved vagrant status. All that accusing Redmond inhabitants of being peasants, vagrants and disgusting piles of smelliness has obviously come back in so much bad karma that I've become a vagrant as well!
What's more - I'm a vagrant in the office too! I have no desk, I have to be a homeworker so when they asked me what I needed I sarcastically said "a home would be a good start!". So im squatting in various peoples offices!
Wont christmas be fun kiddies!
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