Walking 101: Up, forward, down, change legs... repeat

I've had a moment of clarity this morning, I've realised that the world is stupid. Presumably skilled technical delivery people, ones sufficiently qualified to be referred to as "stakeholders" in my project, have somehow reverted to infantile levels of common sense.

The americans dialled into a conference call reserved for Europeans, and filled it up so none of the europeans could get access. The people asked to fill in the survey are struggling that a tick box with a tick already in means "yes", and one that's blank means "no". Instead of accepting the right conference calls tomorrow for their timezones they've answered them both, and then been confused as to why there's a call at midnight... it's because it's not FOR you.. simpletons.

They always say never work with animals and children, why did I get both? Before people think I'm yank-bashing I'm not. The Europeans have all accepted the wrong conference calls and are the ones mainly struggling with survey forms and requesting permissions. I'm sorry to say that some of these people are fellow countrymen from the UK. I despair, I really do.

To be honest the only countries to have been utterly faultless in working with this process, and dealing with it without any problems is Australia. God bless the Aussies.. sorry about the ashes and all that.. but after 18 years we wouldnt mind having them for a bit!

Anyway, here's a pretty picture of George Bush Jr waving the flag of intellect. What a shining example of modern thinking power he really is. A completely accurate indictment of the global IQ of the human race, especially based on what I've seen of it this morning.

Any aliens reading now would be a good time to invade.. we're all hopeless.