Me: business consultant by day, anti-hero by night!

Recent events are causing my total collapse into my own insular hell. Amazingly these are mostly disconnected from the homeless/singledom witterings the blog has become used to but linked to a far older pain (4 years older in fact) that's surfaced again to cause havoc and hell. So, I've chosen, on suggestion from m'colleague to become "Scorn Man".

I'll develop new anti-hero powers which will allow me to make romantic couples explode at up to 8ft away with a single glare! Content and happy passers by within a few feet will suffer near fatal heart attacks and be forced to re-evaluate the priorities in their lives, realising they werent content at all.. just lazy! Likely I'll develop some aversions as well.. the colour pink will probably cause rages. Allergic to February 14th, general hapiness, the laughter of children and any adults using baby talk when addressing EACH OTHER rather than the child.

Bleurggh. The world will feel my pain. I will rend theee........

......... see if I dont!

Gah! I'm back to being a vogon again. Bugger.

Still, I have one last act of revenge not yet conducted that will lead to the loss of my soul, so we'll keep that one for tomorrow (it's Tuesday).