Aargh.. I admit it I have a problem

Okay, for those of you just reading this for the first time in 3 days, there are much more interesting posts with pretty pictures below.

But anyway.. M'colleague got me a fantastic book for crimble "Too Much Coffee Man's Guide for the Perplexed". This is the adventures of a not very super hero called Too Much Coffee Man, who gets his amazing powers from caffeine and Nicotine abuse. Firstly I dont actually smoke.. used to but gave up because all my clothes were starting to smell. However my caffeine adiction is considerable!
Page one.. illustration showing Too Much Coffee Man - reading a book about Neitszche. For those of you who know me well, you'll know this guy is my personal hero, and I had to check several times that m'colleague hadn't written it onto the illustration himself. However it appears to be authentic. This guy in the books has paranoid fits (like I do), talks constant b*llocks for ages after having too much coffee, and has moments of clarity that are utter utter nonsense to everyone else.

Oh dear.

It's me.

I'm now going to be monitoring my habits compared to caffeine abuse and see how f*cked up I really am. I'm not cutting back by the way.. I might even end up increasing amounts consumed to see what impact it has. Oh I also realised that including caffetiere's (french press), and stove top espresso machines I own no less than 8 coffee making machines.

2 x Filter coffee percolators
3 x French Press
2 x Stove Top Espresso maker
1 x Senseo device

I have a problem